A Court of Mistletoe and Magic” | Dark Hallmark Christmas Parody Tee
You’ve seen the Hallmark classics. You’ve read the fae romantasy smut. Now it’s time for the holiday crossover nobody asked for—but you absolutely need.
Printed on the ultra-soft Bella + Canvas 3001, this tee is everything: cozy, breathable, flattering on every body, and durable enough to survive a fae snowball fight or a kiss under the mistletoe with a morally gray love interest.
We’re talking:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk so it fits right from day one
Side-seamed construction for a flattering shape
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Printed on premium Bella + Canvas blanks—no cheap tees here
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!